This past year has been a record in which sexy celebrity females gain the title of ex-wife! Stuff magazine compiled a list of the 10 sexiest females to split this year, however we believe there’s some fugly bitches they picked who don’t belong! So NinjaDude has slapped together our own group of hotties who are not only famous and divorced…but rich with cash! Although you’ll probably never get close enough to any of these broads for that to matter…unless its Carmen Electra. I heard she gives free rim jobs in her basement on Sunday’s.

Just kidding! Continue reading, starting with our most recent ex-wive…

Britney Spears - With divorce papers filed this past week to her fake gangster of a husband Kevin Federline, things quickly turned ugly. Kevin is planning to battle Britney for every cent he feels entitled to…unbeknownst to the high school dropout, an ironclad prenup. was set in place before the marriage. Recent reports of K-Fed owning a sex tape the couple filmed together may give him some worthy blackmail material. Although he should just sell the tape anyway, everyone knows a real gangster would.

Reese Witherspoon - This blonde hotty met husband Ryan Phillippe at her 21st birthday party. Seven years later, she files the divorce papers! It was quite a long run compared to the other ex-wives here, however years of infidelity and emotional distress may have ****** Reese up for life! Oddly enough, she didn’t have a prenuptial agreement in place, which means the considerably less earning spouse Mr. Phillippe, gets lucky and scores a boatload of cash. Reese’s fortune is estimated at over 100 million bucks, and she currently banks 10-20 million per movie.

Jessica Simpson - Her split from Nick Lachey was widely publicized and still remains popular even a year later. This couple fell victim to the MTV reality show curse when they filmed Newlyweds for 2 seasons. This is widely believed to have fueled the lovebirds ultimate divorce. Nick went on to complete his solo album and land Vanessa Minnillo in the sack. Jessica has since posed in pictures that her father took, and began online dating…only to find that sometimes, the mysterious guy you meet from the internet is actually a male hooker! Pay up *****!

Shanna Moakler - The crazy but sexy Shanna Moakler’s split from Blink 182/+44 drummer Travis Barker was surprising for many. Since Meet The Barker’s was so popular, most everyone had the notion that they were one big happy bunch. Definitely not the case, as we’ve all witnessed the drama unfold which includes Paris Hilton and lots of MySpace drama! After Shanna’s recent divorce party took place, it left many of us questioning her current mental state. I’d probably go for this broad if she wasn’t such a psychotic nut bag. And also if my ***** had tattoos on it.

Carmen Electra - She’s getting older and more used up with each passing year, though Carmen Electra was once a sexy ass chick which earns her a spot on our list. Actually, she made it because the Mexican guy who lives next door threatened to set my car on fire if she wasn’t on here. Married just 3 years, and proving that a reality show probably contributes to your divorce, Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra fall under the MTV curse as well. This is probably the most civil of the breakups. They remain friends and Dave has even offered to hook Carmen up with some of his single buddies! I’d be cautious though when playing with her tits not to accidentally pop one. God knows that saline isn’t healthy inside your flesh.

Christie Brinkley - Even though she’s older than my grandma, Christie Brinkley still looks pretty damn hot. I can say she’s probably the sexiest M.I.L.F. over 50! Her luck with marriage just doesn’t seem to be working out, chalking up her fourth divorce to husband Peter Cook. Basically, Petey was banging his 18-year-old secretary, and when Christie found out that’s when **** hit the fan. This divorce has turned very messy, and it’s still being dragged through the legal system. Also, it appears this will be the final attempt at marriage for Brinkley. This is good, because she’ll be in a retirement home before you know it!

That about does it for our sexy ex-wives list. Thanks for reading! Let’s hope we don’t have to include any of the same ladies in a future divorce post.

Also, I’d like to apologize to Hilary Swank. Sorry, we ran out of room for you girl. Maybe next time!